Step on a crack and one breaks their mother’s back, but for one kindergartner in Sweet Springs, MO, bring crack to show-and-tell and one sends their mother to jail.
Old Soul Looking for New Home.
“Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell”, a law passed in 1993 preventing openly homosexual citizens from joining the military was repealed at 12:01 a.m. EDT on Tuesday, Sept 20.
Medieval skeletons were uncovered in Ireland with large stones shoved into their mouths, leading archaeologists to believe it was a to prevent them from rising from the grave.
Fell on a stick and pierced my thigh. On the upside, it looks like a check mark now. GRADE A PIECE OF MEAT UP IN THIS BITCH!
i just want you to know that the term "buttercunt" came up in conversation today and i searched it and thank you for being you thats all
What a doll! Thank you very much, ma’am.
You are tired,
(I think)
Of the always puzzle of living and doing;
And so am I.Come with me, then,
And we’ll leave it far and far away—
(Only you and I, understand!)You have played,
(I think)
And broke the toys you were fondest of,
And are a little tired now;
Tired of things that break,…
It feels so good being so dirty.
Fuck the first guy I had a crush on in Junior High…7 years later.
(Source: lectric-eye)
